I've always pronounced it Ih-say-ive

I was a fan of Obama, but not after reading this.

taxicabsamurai:

demonoflight:

bloodysc:

dave-stridick:

thealpacawhisperer:

raccoonsex-dungeon:

emmy-bunny:

zimothy:

fuckingfangirling:

ribbonsundae:

scrotaleclipseoftheheart:

jeffgayvis:

I am disappointed in you, Obama. :’c

wow obama, i’m voting for romney you ass.

i would like to kill someone right now

WHAT THE FUCK, OBAMA!?

JESUS. MY FUCKING HEART.

WHY

i’ll f-f-fucking p-punch you g-g-g-g-god

I’m fucking crying motherfucker

guys ive been crying for five minutes now its not funny

i couldnt handle it guys

i shut off my laptop 

and then came back

because who can stay away from tumblr

oh yeah:

fuck you obama.

C R Y I N G

OBAMA WHY

For real, fuck off obama.

(Source: mandalorians, via devidementia)

HA HA! Time for Skullgirls

devidementia:

Got my fried rice all heated up

Bottle full of pineapple juice

Let’s do this

The human body is pretty cool.
Skeleton: Hey guys, I'll lay the base you can all chill around me
Brain: I'll be the hub if something happens I'll let you know. I also make ideas and stuff
Heart: I'll pump the blood and keep you alive
Lungs: I'll make sure we get air. Leave breathing up to me!
Stomach: I'll dissolve all your food and stuff, no worries here
Liver: Yo I'll separate all the bad shit from good shit and do some other stuff too, we cool homies
Skin: I'll protect all you other guys from the elements. I'm tough as a bear
Appendix: Haha I'm just gonna sit here relaxing, and if I feel like it I might explode down the line and maybe kill you if not taken care of, hahaha.
Skeleton: ...
Brain: ...
Appendix: hahahaha
Heart: ...
Lungs: ...
Appendix: haha
Stomach: ...
Appendix: ha...
Liver: ...
Skin: ...
Appendix: I'm still gonna do it.

true-administrator:

fiuefey:

applejackart:

Oh my god.

are you serious

If this ever reappears on my dash, I will reblog it for the rest of my days.

(Source: drunkonstevphen, via flanfly)

i-only-feel-you:

ianbrooks:

Aperture Steampunk Handheld Portal Device by batman-n-bananas

Made from antique clock parts, metal hangers, a teapot stand, plumbing parts, light bulbs, a pocket laser disc, 6 gallons of superglue, and an overabundance of the color brown, this vintage Portal device predates the current handheld model by a couple hundred years, but it’s still handy for every day testing!

(via: obviouswinner)

(via devidementia)

devidementia:

iamthedeadpool:

For those of you whose minds need proof.

THANK YOU BASED GOD

yupfrank:

That helpful black woman. Bless her.

(Source: rachandfinny, via chasedbyraptors)

devidementia:

Just reposting to add to my GIFs tag if others wanna save it

Click to find your random Super Power!

true-administrator:

byakuren-hijiri:

toramarushou:

thegrandhighbooty:

skeeturz:

herpderppan:

cheesoisuncool:

Arachis Hypogaealingualism, the ‘ultimate ability to communicate with peanuts.’

Evolution: Users can automatically enhance themselves and others via accelerated evolution.

huh, that’s cool I guess. Dunno how that’d be useful~

Blindsight: the power to interact with one’s environment when they are visually disabled (either by blindness, closed or covered eyes, or darkness)

Power Randomization

The ability to have any random powers at any time.

I can see how this can be good and bad looking at the wiki page…….

Mode Switching

ain’t that neat

Woo MAGIC

The power to enhance the user’s physical attributes by using the energy from their fighting spirit.

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

SEE THE INVISIBLE

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/K

I think I got the worst power in the history of ever.

(Source: danithedoommagnet, via flanfly)